Bye Bye 8500, hello ???

I am having my 8500 acid dipped and having every little piece of paint removed. Its going to be my new kick ass singlespeed painted in gloss black. Its being defaced of it "TREK" and "8500" so I'm having my name done in bright green vinyl and its going just in front of seat tube on the top tube like my other bikes. I don't want it to look so nude. So my question to everyone is I need a name, like a "model name" and a "manufacturer" They don't have to be real. I could always go the tacky route and just call it a B.U.S.S. by MARS or something like that. I don't know, I'm open to wild and crazy suggestions. This is going to be my WORS bike and my 24-9 solo bike if that helps at all, I need to come up with something ASAP because I need the vinyl cut so I put it under the clear coat.